I changed my password to incorrect ,so every time I forget my computer tells me. Shined will ferrell

posted at 09:44:04

Imm soooo tired but cant fall asleep!!!!!!!!!ugg hate when that happens

posted at 20:05:07

Do u ever look at ur friends and wonder y the heck aren't we comedians

posted at 07:04:51

What would happen if Pinocchio said his nose was gonna grow right now???

posted at 07:01:43

Aka thetitanic

posted at 07:01:17

When you're upset, just tell herself at least u weren't the one who sank the 570 million dollar ship

posted at 07:00:44

Omg follow @omgsopatrick he is the best!!!! So funny

posted at 06:58:12

RT @onedirectton: Way to get followed by us: 1) retweet this. 2) follow @wethinkteen & @funnynotebook 3) TWEET US "DONE" IF YOU DID. :)

posted at 06:53:54

On my last tweet I meant sunk the 570 million dollar ship, not sold....

posted at 06:31:07

It's white! The backgrounds white!i think.....

posted at 11:06:35

When I'm sad. Stop being sad and be awesome instead

posted at 10:57:28

If Pinocchio said " my nose will grow right now" what would happen?

posted at 10:56:41

There is no such thing as an automatic door.....just gentleman ningas

posted at 10:55:28

Even when it's the worst of days u can always tell ur self , hey, at least I'm not the guy who sold the $570 million ship

posted at 10:54:23

A mini heart attack when u can't feel ur phone in ur pocket

posted at 10:53:00

After reading this, you will notice that the the human brain does not inform you that the the word "the" has been repeated twice every time

posted at 10:52:16

If someone says they love u but u don't feel the same way just say iloveyoutube really fast

posted at 10:48:01

Do u ever look at ur friend and ask Y the heck aren't we comedians

posted at 10:47:08

RT @GainFromFollows: R-E-T-W-E-E-T if you have less than 3,000 followers! FOLLOW 【► @lifebooklet ◄】and they will get you up there instantly!

posted at 10:35:06

Omg if arent following @werejustteens Do it now!!! She's funny and right about a lot of things

posted at 10:34:16

OMGAY!!! Follow girls library.....:right about........NOW!!!!!!!!! Shes so right about everything!!! U will not regret it!

posted at 10:31:00

I did=) he's hilarious and true

posted at 10:03:25

Cuz they broth soo funny and true

posted at 10:00:33

Done=p

posted at 09:59:41

U should really follow @TheeeSickestKid he's funny and 100% true..... Also take @GirlsMemory advise also follow her too

posted at 09:59:06

<~ I'm pink and blue!!!!

posted at 09:51:41

(3)done!=)

posted at 09:47:25

RT @CraveMyThoughts: I’ve learned… that heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.

posted at 07:28:33

RT @justinbiabler: RETWEET IF YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU MY PRIVATE MOBILE NUMBER. [ MUST BE FOLLOWING- @TheBoysWho ].

posted at 07:25:42

Done=)

posted at 07:19:35

RT @LittIecBeadIess: Dming all the single ladies something special, if ur following @iSpeakComedy you will see a flirty dm sent from me in the next 10 mins.RT

posted at 07:14:59

Omg I just took the test to c wat angry bird I was and I was THE black one it's soooo cute ....but it blows up

posted at 06:51:08

RT @LittIecBeadIess: RT Creeping on @iSpeakComedy 's recent followers as normal;) hhahaha with my sis.

posted at 06:48:49

RT @ImTayIorLautner: Retweet if you want 5000+ followers follow @LostWords_ she gives shoutouts everyday follow and gain fast

posted at 06:46:19

Aye lol

posted at 06:45:36

RT @ImTayIorLautner: Retweet if you want 5000+ followers follow @iTweetss she gives shoutouts everyday follow and gain fast

posted at 06:22:45

RT @funnyevil: RT if you would rather go to Hogwarts than Harvard.

posted at 06:06:09

RT @Luke_Bingham: >>>>>>RT @Kivalli: @Luke_Bingham *NEW* KIVALLI "I WENT FROM" OFFICIAL VIDEO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAPVuayLSsU&feature=yout...

posted at 05:54:04

RT @Luke_Bingham: Lol RT @Mercston: RT @Wiley__: @Mercston bro please watch #Eastenders<rich ya tryna mug me again lol

posted at 05:53:59

RT @snooki: Surprisingly yes. Cool huh? “@HeidiHo28: You can go out in the daylight? RT @snooki: Back to Jerz! Day date with Jionni YAY!!! 😍”

posted at 04:58:16

RT @mystylequicktip: Need new clothes, accessories or makeup? RT & you could win all this & more! #WorthAMillion http://bit.ly/tDAPa7

posted at 02:55:20

Pretty little liars of coarse =p

posted at 02:54:19

.......sometimes I really don't get that show=p

posted at 02:53:43

Omg @TheComedyHumor is hilarious!!!!!

posted at 02:51:39

RT @NlCKIIMIlNAJ: R •• E •• T •• W •• E •• E •• T if you're following me. i'll follow you back! MUST BE FOLLOWING @thecomedyhumor :)

posted at 02:49:48

Who's beanie?

posted at 02:46:47

RT @ImTayIorLautner: RETWEET IF U WANT 1OO+ FOLLOWERS? FOLLOW @WereJustTeenss & GAIN 1OO+ #NoLie

posted at 02:42:48

Omg @autocorrect is funny rofl

posted at 02:37:11

RT @DIEGOMILLGT: RT thanks only pretty girls listen to my raw ;) @_JayDivine: @DIEGOMILLGT Your Music is Pretty Dope , Ngl.

posted at 02:33:07

RT @AwItsJustin: Retweet if u are 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, or 27! (Follow @iTweetss & Gain)

posted at 00:24:41

RT @iTweetss: Retweet if you hate these 2 words: SCHOOL & MONDAY.

posted at 00:23:25

RT @snooki: http://t.co/2KG0X0me

posted at 00:22:26

RT @AAshtonKKutcher: ◄ R-E-T-W-E-E-T If you have less than 10,000 followers. just follow @TeenagerPosts she will gain u 2796+ followers in minutes

posted at 00:20:51

RT @AAshtonKKutcher: i'm following and listing the next 150 people that follow @iRelateQuote :) RT if you did & i'll FOLLOW YOU

posted at 00:19:54

RT @jusisntbieber: Retweet if you want me to follow you! Must be following @RecklessNotes.

posted at 00:14:54

RT @KimKarsdahsian: Retweet if you followed @RecklessNotes so I can follow you. ♥

posted at 00:14:09

RT @DIEGOMILLGT: RT thank you @Pook_Ross @DIEGOMILLGT hella handsome

posted at 23:44:36

RT @KimKardaeshian: RT If u want me to follow/dm you. must be following - @Rene first :)

posted at 23:37:17

Omg follow @TheComedyHumor it's hilarious

posted at 23:16:40

RT @jessica_cha: RETWEET If you are 13 & OLDER, FOLLOW → @Rene ← The largest HUMOR & COMEDY account on Twitter!

posted at 23:08:09

RT @TweetDemiLavato: Retweet if you want 5000+ followers follow @Rene she gives shoutouts everyday follow and gain fast

posted at 23:06:12

Omg werejustteens is awesome!!!!!!

posted at 09:48:28

MY FAKE NAIL JUST CAME OFF!i always thought this day will come,guess I hav to get new ones on

posted at 09:34:45

Well not eminems but skylers

posted at 09:20:28

I mean eminems....woops

posted at 09:19:08

I dont like love eminent lees voice in I need a doctor I just like love it a lot

posted at 09:17:54

GO SNOOKI!!!!!! Lol just watched jersey shore recording and I'm in the mode!!

posted at 09:11:52

It's weird who throne if the people following me........

posted at 08:55:44

Omgay. Do u like my profile picture????

posted at 08:35:09

RT @BubblesNorwood: @fireicecube hey wat chapter r u on in the hunger games isnt it awesome

posted at 08:32:15

Heeey Omg go snooki!!!!!!

posted at 00:38:53

Hiii

posted at 09:47:57