The akward moment when you shout out the wrong answer in class with confidence

posted at 10:01:25

Drake: you calling me a liar Josh: I'm not callin u a truther!!!

posted at 07:34:01

RT @RachelVanDuinen: Hate homework whos with me

posted at 07:31:37

RT @RachelVanDuinen: The awkward moment when your single parent gives YOU dating advise

posted at 07:30:55

Okey, am I the only one that as a kid always tried to get that annoying folded fruit roll up end detached. It just wouldn't detach

posted at 10:09:51

There's a new bra out that can hold ur iPhone!!!

posted at 11:26:16

Lol-> http://t.co/fmgaHlQk

posted at 06:53:29

This is sooo cute http://t.co/pap3M0mM

posted at 06:52:57

U gotta see this!!! http://t.co/IBrSfadp

posted at 06:52:21

Awww except I would be sad if the guy in this picture died cuz he looks like a nice guy http://t.co/4ZzqdsS2

posted at 06:51:22

Soooo true!-> http://t.co/nVAK6rh3

posted at 06:50:13

RT @SimSimiBitch: Retweet if you have ever ran up the stairs in fear because you felt an evil presence behind you.

posted at 10:30:20

We thought for sure u said the ark left at 5 Sincerely, The Unicorns

posted at 10:47:20

Follow @AYYSIAN for the awesomest tweets..... (follow button found in the middle)

posted at 10:44:42

That beautiful moment when ur In a restaurant and u c u food coming

posted at 01:37:29

It's this =) not this (=

posted at 08:56:51

Ii.like. It. How. When. You. Read. This. The little. Voice. Inside. Your . head. Takes. Pauses

posted at 08:55:55

It makes me feel better when I get tweets cuz I know I'm not the only one whos sitting sitting on my butt doing nothing

posted at 08:29:43

I hate it when I don't listen to a chain letter and I diet he next day

posted at 05:38:20

I'll call u back tomorrow Gonna hit the hay STOP HAY ABUSE

posted at 05:36:04

Google must be a women cuz it knows everything!

posted at 05:33:57

Knowing exactly which family member of yours is coming upstairs... By listening to the sound of their feet

posted at 05:08:33

Victoria JUST TELL ME UR SECRET!

posted at 04:32:35

My imaginary friend thinks u have serious mental problems

posted at 04:28:31

Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places;)

posted at 04:27:51

A jealous women does more research than the FBI

posted at 04:24:49

Only moms know how much ketchup to add=)

posted at 04:24:04

If Terri's has taught me anything, itS that errors pile up, and accomplishments disappear

posted at 04:17:35

We all have that one friend who gives relationship advice but is still single..... That's me!; )

posted at 04:15:06

The greatest moment: having only one character left after u finish a tweet

posted at 10:00:59

About to get a super good app but then reading the reviews that r all grown ups talking about how their kids like it. RT if u've done this!

posted at 10:00:12

RT @ComedyTruth: Saying "AAAAAAAH" in front of the fan to hear your robot voice. RT if you've done this. :)

posted at 09:57:39

Saying something bad about ur self and expect the other person to tell u that ur not but they agree with u..

posted at 09:51:03

Dear before and after pictures, Why the heck does ur whole look change in the second picture? I thought u had red hair!

posted at 09:01:52

Well wouldn't u be excited if job came to ur house to give u acne cream! Really helping u feel better about ur self......

posted at 08:58:19

I would break the iPhone 5 in a second..... What it's thin!

posted at 08:52:24

Please, my sims know how to take more care of themselves than u do!

posted at 08:39:53

RT @ispeakhiIarious: RT if you never noticed that the "&" looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor.

posted at 21:40:06

What's worse than finding a worm in half ur apple? Finding half a worm in half ur apple

posted at 11:00:42

RT @LmaoSoFunny: Fact: 10 out of 10 people will fail the given challenge----------------> "Do not read this sentence."

posted at 08:01:49

RT @SimSimiBITCH: Age 4: "I love Mommy." Age 15: "I HATE HER." Age 20: "Mom was right..." Age 57: "I wish my Mom was still here." RT if you love your Mom

posted at 11:24:01

I wrote u a better version http://t.co/80tCT2Oq

posted at 08:37:13

I don't care how old u r when u c a Crain game u play that Crain like its no game!

posted at 05:35:51

RT @ComedyTruth: Age 4: "I love Mommy." Age 16: "I HATE HER." Age 20: "Mom was right" Age 57: "I wish my Mom was still here." RT if you love your Mom.

posted at 11:35:58

RT @ComedyTruth: Cop : FREEZE !!! Criminal : EVERYBODY CLAP YO' HANDS !

posted at 11:35:42

RT @itswillyferrelI: #AGirlThat that can take a joke

posted at 11:22:45

RT @itswillyferrelI: I wish my vacuum went "OM NOM NOM NOM" whenever it sucked anything up.

posted at 11:22:33

RT @itswillyferrelI: Hopefully these hysterical college pranks give you some ideas! http://oads.co/?wEab -spon

posted at 11:22:21

RT @TheComedyHumor: 2,800 teenage girls get pregnant everyday. Retweet if you like pancakes.

posted at 10:58:21

RT @QuotesAreUss: Rt If You Found'◊' ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◊◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆

posted at 10:38:55

RT @TeamLouisT1D: RETWEET and see what happens!██████████████████████████████​ ██████████████████████████████​ ██████████████████████████████

posted at 11:25:20

Roses r read I have a phone nobody text me forever alone

posted at 07:23:16

Say eye Spell map Say ness

posted at 07:22:35

RT @PeetaMellark___: RT if The Hunger Games is your life.

posted at 11:17:41

RT @TheComedyJokes: "Did you do the homework?" ... "No" ... "Okay good me neither, I'm not the only one" Anyone else does this ?

posted at 10:59:04

Omg I meant the mine calendar didn't count leap year so the world would have ended seven months ago

posted at 22:19:44

Actually the. One calendar didn't count leap year so the world would have ended seven months ago....

posted at 22:18:37

RT @autocorrects: ''I wasn't that drunk.'' Dude you threw my parrot and screamed "Angry Birds.''

posted at 05:28:29

Follow @BubblesNorwood!!! She has really funny tweets!!!

posted at 05:22:45

Omg @BubblesNorwood and I just played soccer with a fricken yoga ball!!!=)

posted at 05:17:22

Send me yes or no if u like this profile picture better than the other one

posted at 04:47:18

Omg! It was Oreos 100th b~day yesterday!!!!

posted at 23:51:52

RT @QU0TING: Was it a car or a cat I saw? This is the only english sentence which if u read in reverse will give the same sentence. MIND = BLOWN

posted at 02:57:05

RT @ComedyQuotez: Alpha Kenny Body (say five times fast) (RT if you got it)

posted at 02:54:48

RT @iQuoteFresh: EMI(L)Y.AR(I)A.HANN(A).SPENCE(R).ALI(S)ON. R-T if you watch #prettylittleliars

posted at 12:08:20

Just went shopping!!=) got clothes for Florida vacation!!!

posted at 11:47:05

In case of fire, please get out of building before tweeting about it

posted at 07:09:17

That awkward moment when your stuck on a problem in a test and then the teacher goes to help someone on that question and u hav ur answer

posted at 09:27:50

RT @jokesortruth: #RT if you were born in 1992,1993,1994,1995,1996,1997,1998 or 1999 so i can give you 500+new followers. (must be following @99ComicAid )

posted at 11:49:39

That awkward moment when u look at ur self through a one glass window and the other people stare at u like hr a frak

posted at 07:16:16

RT @ComedyTruth: Find Voldemort: ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} (') ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} ('} Retweet if you found him!

posted at 07:12:35

These are all the right answers!! http://t.co/ue1srkj3

posted at 07:11:00

RT @TheFunnyPosts: Retweet if you ever gave your friend the "What the fuck is this" look during a test.

posted at 02:58:17

RT @Laughbook: who else hates their recorded voice?

posted at 02:18:18

RT @TheComedyJokes: who else hates their recorded voice?

posted at 02:14:00

Some friends are really mean sometimes but they don't realize ut

posted at 13:39:40

A dream of a better tomorrow..... Where chickens can cross the road without being asked about his motives

posted at 12:42:43

I Child: I don't care what I be when I grow up it just has to pay ALOT Mom: money isn't everything Child: I know there's always credit cards

posted at 12:32:43

http://t.co/W1r7BMWk

posted at 12:25:29

Who says nothing is impossible? I have been doing nothing my entire life

posted at 12:18:44

Whenever someone calls me ugly I run up 2 them and give them a big hug because I no life is hard for the visually impared

posted at 11:59:42

Girl: isn't it weird ur future soul mate is on the earth right now Boy: I just texted mine Girl: awwww Boy: bu she went 2 sleep so I'm txt u

posted at 11:57:38

Lazy rule number 4646783586289478:96447383874874748474744873887474 U were too lazy to read that number

posted at 11:51:37

RT @ComedyPosts: Think of a positive number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you started with.Your answer is three. Retweet if I am right!

posted at 07:33:09

RT @TheComedyJokes: That awkward moment when you realize Ryan Seacrest used to look like THIS -> http://mylikes.com/l/1ttgj - spon

posted at 07:25:54

Sugar is the only word thats s sounds like sh. Really smart girl: really? I'm sure

posted at 11:19:05

RT @ReaIChuckNorris: Saying "AAAAAAAH" in front of the fan to hear your robot voice. RT if you've done this.

posted at 10:30:49

RT @TheComedyJokes: Say this fast "I, 1, 2, 1/2, 6" RT if you get it

posted at 10:20:51

Mini heart attack when u can't find your phone in ur pocket

posted at 10:15:22

RT @funnyevil: I wish you could Google anything.You could search like,"Where the fuck is my cell phone?" & it would be like, "Its under the couch dumb ass"

posted at 09:02:46

Playing words with friends and saying u hav to go but u hav the best wird

posted at 08:52:59

Mom: wat does idk mean? Daughter: I don't know mom: k I'll ask ur sister

posted at 08:49:56

Mom: wat does gtg mean? Daughter: got to go. Mom: k I'll ask your sister

posted at 08:49:07

I changed my password to incorrect ,so every time I forget my computer tells me. Shined will ferrell

posted at 09:44:04

Imm soooo tired but cant fall asleep!!!!!!!!!ugg hate when that happens

posted at 20:05:07

Do u ever look at ur friends and wonder y the heck aren't we comedians

posted at 07:04:51

What would happen if Pinocchio said his nose was gonna grow right now???

posted at 07:01:43

Aka thetitanic

posted at 07:01:17

When you're upset, just tell herself at least u weren't the one who sank the 570 million dollar ship

posted at 07:00:44

Omg follow @omgsopatrick he is the best!!!! So funny

posted at 06:58:12

On my last tweet I meant sunk the 570 million dollar ship, not sold....

posted at 06:31:07

It's white! The backgrounds white!i think.....

posted at 11:06:35

When I'm sad. Stop being sad and be awesome instead

posted at 10:57:28

If Pinocchio said " my nose will grow right now" what would happen?

posted at 10:56:41

There is no such thing as an automatic door.....just gentleman ningas

posted at 10:55:28

Even when it's the worst of days u can always tell ur self , hey, at least I'm not the guy who sold the $570 million ship

posted at 10:54:23

A mini heart attack when u can't feel ur phone in ur pocket

posted at 10:53:00

After reading this, you will notice that the the human brain does not inform you that the the word "the" has been repeated twice every time

posted at 10:52:16

If someone says they love u but u don't feel the same way just say iloveyoutube really fast

posted at 10:48:01

Do u ever look at ur friend and ask Y the heck aren't we comedians

posted at 10:47:08

Omg if arent following @werejustteens Do it now!!! She's funny and right about a lot of things

posted at 10:34:16

OMGAY!!! Follow girls library.....:right about........NOW!!!!!!!!! Shes so right about everything!!! U will not regret it!

posted at 10:31:00

I did=) he's hilarious and true

posted at 10:03:25

Cuz they broth soo funny and true

posted at 10:00:33

Done=p

posted at 09:59:41

U should really follow @TheeeSickestKid he's funny and 100% true..... Also take @GirlsMemory advise also follow her too

posted at 09:59:06

<~ I'm pink and blue!!!!

posted at 09:51:41

(3)done!=)

posted at 09:47:25

RT @CraveMyThoughts: I’ve learned… that heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.

posted at 07:28:33

Done=)

posted at 07:19:35

RT @LittIecBeadIess: Dming all the single ladies something special, if ur following @iSpeakComedy you will see a flirty dm sent from me in the next 10 mins.RT

posted at 07:14:59

Omg I just took the test to c wat angry bird I was and I was THE black one it's soooo cute ....but it blows up

posted at 06:51:08

RT @LittIecBeadIess: RT Creeping on @iSpeakComedy 's recent followers as normal;) hhahaha with my sis.

posted at 06:48:49

Aye lol

posted at 06:45:36

RT @funnyevil: RT if you would rather go to Hogwarts than Harvard.

posted at 06:06:09

RT @Luke_Bingham: >>>>>>RT @Kivalli: @Luke_Bingham *NEW* KIVALLI "I WENT FROM" OFFICIAL VIDEO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAPVuayLSsU&feature=yout...

posted at 05:54:04

RT @Luke_Bingham: Lol RT @Mercston: RT @Wiley__: @Mercston bro please watch #Eastenders<rich ya tryna mug me again lol

posted at 05:53:59

RT @snooki: Surprisingly yes. Cool huh? “@HeidiHo28: You can go out in the daylight? RT @snooki: Back to Jerz! Day date with Jionni YAY!!! 😍”

posted at 04:58:16

RT @mystylequicktip: Need new clothes, accessories or makeup? RT & you could win all this & more! #WorthAMillion http://bit.ly/tDAPa7

posted at 02:55:20

Pretty little liars of coarse =p

posted at 02:54:19

.......sometimes I really don't get that show=p

posted at 02:53:43

Omg @TheComedyHumor is hilarious!!!!!

posted at 02:51:39

RT @NlCKIIMIlNAJ: R •• E •• T •• W •• E •• E •• T if you're following me. i'll follow you back! MUST BE FOLLOWING @thecomedyhumor :)

posted at 02:49:48

Who's beanie?

posted at 02:46:47

Omg @autocorrect is funny rofl

posted at 02:37:11

RT @DIEGOMILLGT: RT thanks only pretty girls listen to my raw ;) @_JayDivine: @DIEGOMILLGT Your Music is Pretty Dope , Ngl.

posted at 02:33:07

RT @AwItsJustin: Retweet if u are 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, or 27! (Follow @iTweetss & Gain)

posted at 00:24:41

RT @snooki: http://t.co/2KG0X0me

posted at 00:22:26

RT @AAshtonKKutcher: ◄ R-E-T-W-E-E-T If you have less than 10,000 followers. just follow @TeenagerPosts she will gain u 2796+ followers in minutes

posted at 00:20:51

RT @AAshtonKKutcher: i'm following and listing the next 150 people that follow @iRelateQuote :) RT if you did & i'll FOLLOW YOU

posted at 00:19:54

RT @DIEGOMILLGT: RT thank you @Pook_Ross @DIEGOMILLGT hella handsome

posted at 23:44:36

Omg follow @TheComedyHumor it's hilarious

posted at 23:16:40

RT @jessica_cha: RETWEET If you are 13 & OLDER, FOLLOW → @Rene ← The largest HUMOR & COMEDY account on Twitter!

posted at 23:08:09

RT @TweetDemiLavato: Retweet if you want 5000+ followers follow @Rene she gives shoutouts everyday follow and gain fast

posted at 23:06:12

Omg werejustteens is awesome!!!!!!

posted at 09:48:28

MY FAKE NAIL JUST CAME OFF!i always thought this day will come,guess I hav to get new ones on

posted at 09:34:45

Well not eminems but skylers

posted at 09:20:28

I mean eminems....woops

posted at 09:19:08

I dont like love eminent lees voice in I need a doctor I just like love it a lot

posted at 09:17:54

GO SNOOKI!!!!!! Lol just watched jersey shore recording and I'm in the mode!!

posted at 09:11:52

It's weird who throne if the people following me........

posted at 08:55:44

Omgay. Do u like my profile picture????

posted at 08:35:09

RT @BubblesNorwood: @fireicecube hey wat chapter r u on in the hunger games isnt it awesome

posted at 08:32:15

Heeey Omg go snooki!!!!!!

posted at 00:38:53

Hiii

posted at 09:47:57