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@Beerhaze

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2020年11月30日(月)1 tweetsource

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11月29日

@Beerhaze

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@fraterfdisk Yeah... Jupiter is rational. The "movement" observed is only shown in relation to the building (changes quickly by simple taking a few steps.) Camera shake doesn't help. Any twinkling or rapid changes is most likely atmospheric.

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2020年11月28日(土)27 tweetssource

11月28日

@Beerhaze

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That sensation you get when you lick a brand-new 9 volt battery? Any idea how to transfer that sensation to your balls without using clamps directly on your testicles?

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11月28日

@Beerhaze

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@Maui_Speaks I'm a practical and a clever monkey. Perhaps huffing and puffing in a gym is not optimal BUT being fat and out of shape is a major comorbidity.

If we all went to the gym - we would live longer and become more conservative.

Me? I don't go to the gym... I have wifey to-do lists.

posted at 15:19:24 削除

11月28日

@Beerhaze

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Anyone else have that dream where you go to the grocery store and the cashier asks you to donate to a charity, buy a lottery ticket, or heroin, and you just ram a lawn dart in to their forehead? Okay... just me then...

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11月28日

@Beerhaze

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Worked in tech with this man with 'presence'. He quit and joined the priesthood... Years later, I had knee surgery and while stoned in the hospital and reading Angels and Demons... He came to see me. He's a Bishop now... So yeah, bitches, I have real back-up if ever possessed!

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2020年11月27日(金)1 tweetsource

2020年11月26日(木)45 tweetssource

11月26日

@Beerhaze

Beerhaze@Beerhaze

My left nipple is more sensitive than my right nipple... Is this because I'm right-handed and have played with the more easily accessible one more than the other? Thoughts? Comment below.

posted at 15:23:09 削除

11月26日

@Beerhaze

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These are annoying times... If Biden becomes President-elect after the electoral vote in December and fulfills his "very dark winter" promise... He will be the most hated U.S. President ever if it involves cancelling the NHL season.

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11月26日

@Beerhaze

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@jeffcalloway @GlassesUSA ... it felt like I was drunk on a moving boat... Progressive glasses take practice. Different frames with different shape lenses will also take some time to get used to. For me, it took about a week to be fully comfortable but for others it might take longer. All the best! (2/2)

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11月26日

@Beerhaze

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@jeffcalloway @GlassesUSA Jeff, it might take some time to get used to progressive lenses. The experience of focal point affect people differently. On my worst eye, +8.25 with an ADD (reading) of +2.00. Tilting your head and adjusting becomes automatic after a while. When first putting the on... (1/2)

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11月26日

@Beerhaze

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@Maui_Speaks @Peterfishy Naaah! It is just a silly joke. 🤣 I'm sure the intelligence is not that stupid to think that I'm any kind of threat to anything but zombies. My military record will say: Creepily smart team player, loves hot showers and saunas, watching Olympic figure skating, dogs, and bacon.

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11月26日

@Beerhaze

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@Peterfishy @Maui_Speaks Just to clarify for any Canadian and U.S. intelligence reading this communication... by bread - I actually meant bread (for eating.) Sure, I could probably use my wits for all kinds of things but I am a monkey on the side of reason (and not pissing off my wife.) 🥳🍻🤣

posted at 13:17:36 削除

11月26日

@Beerhaze

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@OldSadBastard Oh, noooo... It has been a day of crazy tweets... I thought you were just being a dick. I guess Twitter is at a point now where everything is just a random 50/50. Which is sad.

I was just trying to lighten the dark mood. I hope I didn't mess it up too much.

posted at 12:40:48 削除

11月26日

@Beerhaze

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@keep_grace Use a potato ricer. Grated cheddar, too much butter, warm milk, garlic powder, salt. Place in baking dish. Make some peak and valleys with a spoon. Good sprinkling of parmesan on top. Heat in oven to add some colour on top before serving. Force people to add fresh pepper on top.

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11月26日

@Beerhaze

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If forced to pick one person on the planet to face in gladiatorial combat (to ensure survival) using only a yellow Croc as a weapon - I would choose Joe Biden.

posted at 11:55:34 削除

11月26日

@Beerhaze

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@polyhumorous This whole 'Rona' thing is messed up... I still have my cubs in the house. Won't be too long for them either... Fall 2021 and Spring 2022 and university is done.

Son still in highschool... I guess we have to chain him to the floor.

posted at 11:43:59 削除

11月26日

@Beerhaze

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If I were gay... I wish my lover would be like: "I cleaned the garage, took all the garbage to the curb, made you spicy chicken wings and brought you a cold beer - wanna' fuck?"

posted at 10:29:51 削除

11月26日

@Beerhaze

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@LexoLuthoro Agreed. Some on Twitter have gone through things so humiliating, dangerous, disgusting, painful and scarring things that "normies" would throw up on themselves if told in person.

BUT I still think 'most' Millennials are spoiled whiners.

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