@Maui_Speaks Hey pussy is pussy...sorry, but am I?
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2019年08月16日(金)1 tweetsource
2019年08月07日(水)1 tweetsource
@Maui_Speaks Hahaha, just saw this. My job for Boeing making military shit has taken a toll on my Twitter life. Much love brother!
2019年07月20日(土)1 tweetsource
Planet Fitness is only $1 to join and $10 per month with no contract.
Which means “not going to the gym” is cheaper than ever.
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2019年07月19日(金)2 tweetssource
@ginnygf Not really back, just decided to drop in on the Twitter thing tonight.
Lol, your old face app pic is hilarious!
Never heard of it?
Oh sorry...
2019年06月09日(日)1 tweetsource
He's your dad, if you only appreciate him one day a year....fuck you!
2019年05月14日(火)1 tweetsource
If you're gonna love, love hard, nobody got time for that other shit.
2019年03月19日(火)1 tweetsource
@SassyGirlboss @Terri_73 Genuine
2018年08月03日(金)1 tweetsource
@Maui_Speaks Haha, just a quick drive by...now back to work I go.
2018年06月13日(水)1 tweetsource
Fuck Robert DiNero!
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2018年05月26日(土)1 tweetsource
All I'm saying is, there were a lot less school shooting when parents were allowed to beat the fuck out of thier children.
2018年04月27日(金)1 tweetsource
HR asked me to stop using millennials as a curse word...so back to dumb fucks it is.
2018年03月03日(土)2 tweetssource
@Chet_Cannon People who blame these shootings on Republicans or Trump conveniently forget that Barack #Obama approved the bump stocks that were used in the #1October #LasVegasShooting https://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/susan-jones/bump-stock-device-received-atf-green-light-during-obama-administration…
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There's nothing wrong with having a difference of opinion, but losing a friendship over it makes you an idiot.
2018年02月06日(火)1 tweetsource
It's cute how people in the UK think people in the US give a fuck about Royal weddings.
2018年02月03日(土)1 tweetsource
Red Velvet Sin@DontTouchMyWine
If you weren’t supposed to stab people then they wouldn’t have been made so squishy.
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2018年01月27日(土)1 tweetsource
If I ever say: "So let me get this straight". Shit is about to go down.
2018年01月19日(金)1 tweetsource
Not to brag, but I got the flu back in early December before it became trendy.
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2018年01月18日(木)2 tweetssource
I just noticed your last tweet was 2069 days ago...is something wrong?
I just can't respect you unless you've been banned from a Facebook group.
2018年01月13日(土)3 tweetssource
I just want to be as happy as a woman taking pictures of her feet in front of water.
Maybe someone should tell people that take a lot of pictures of themselves makes them really unattractive.
I don't care how many tattoos you have, if you won't get up and dance with your girl...you're a pussy.
2018年01月10日(水)3 tweetssource
I only work so I don't drink 24/7
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I minored in English in college.
...And here I am.
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It's not that I have nothing left to say on twitter, it's more like my thoughts are none of your fucking business.
2018年01月02日(火)1 tweetsource
Don't ever underestimate a man with military experience just trying to BBQ in his backyard.
2017年12月30日(土)1 tweetsource
There's a fine line between: Excuse me & I'm gonna fuck up!
2017年12月05日(火)1 tweetsource
It not that I can't handle my alcohol, my problem is my alcohol can't handle me.
2017年11月25日(土)1 tweetsource
Fuck, now it's Christmas music for a month.
2017年10月27日(金)2 tweetssource
@5outhern I'm only funny when I'm drunk...trying to stop being funny.
Haven't tweeted in months, tweets, forgets a word...kills himself.
2017年10月07日(土)3 tweetssource
Everyone still has that someone else they still think about.
Cloudy with a chance of fuck off.
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I'm so old, I remember when the news reported the news...not thier opinion.
2017年09月25日(月)1 tweetsource
I may not believe in everything that's happened today, but I still respect thier right to do so.
2017年09月17日(日)1 tweetsource
If you say: (It's gods plan) I just assume you don't know what's going on either.
2017年09月13日(水)3 tweetssource
I'll most likely go to jail for punching someone in the mouth for saying Easy Peasy.
Boob pics or it didn't happen.
It's like there's a generation of people that's too lazy to Google shit on thier own.
Fuck those people.
2017年09月09日(土)4 tweetssource
I liked people a lot more before selfies.
Most people can hear music, but the true gift is to feel it.
Never trust a woman who doesn't argue
~ Socrates.
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So badass, you didn't even wipe the tears off your face when done.
2017年08月29日(火)1 tweetsource
People that worry about what others think of them crack me up.
2017年08月21日(月)1 tweetsource
The right kind of FUCKED UP is out there for everyone...look harder.
2017年08月17日(木)1 tweetsource
If you have to wear a mask while you stand up for what you believe in...you're a piece of shit.
2017年08月11日(金)1 tweetsource
Getting back with an ex is like putting your face back on the drool spot on your pillow.
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2017年08月05日(土)11 tweetssource
I wouldn't really say high as a kite...that's like way up there.
Best pick up line...Hello
You can thank me later.
Own it...or someone else will.
You can lose close friends, you can never really lose real friends.
@KissyMonster1 I'm kinda sad about that.
Was it really controversial? Or did someone make you think is was controversial?
I was asked today, what do I want?
A smile back...that's all I want.
@dewars_water No, but I want to.
I was a lot funner when I was receiving a smaller paycheck.
I really can't respect you if you don't know who Dr. Dre is.
I'm not dead, I was doing stuff motherfuckers!
2017年07月21日(金)1 tweetsource
Child support is only as good as the person that receives it.
2017年06月08日(木)1 tweetsource
And all this time I thought a fidget spinner was the clitoris.
2017年05月27日(土)5 tweetssource
If you try to correct the way I say tomato....you can pretty much go fuck yourself.
Wait I don't have time for this relationship...pretty sure the directions said no more than 8 hours in the crock-pot.
If your girl starts posting "It's date night" ...You're not doing enough.
Never mind, I was sober when I said that.
To be honest I don't know what a Friday feels like, I'm still thinking about how to fix Monday's problems.
2017年05月15日(月)3 tweetssource
Well...Bye...Powers Boothe
I've watched enough movies to know: When someone is handcuffed to a briefcase...you stay the fuck away from them.
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY BITCHES!!
Not the way to make an entrance to Sunday brunch...Apparently
2017年04月22日(土)1 tweetsource
Sure, I've had my share of bad days...but this one wasn't.
2017年04月17日(月)1 tweetsource
Thank you @KLBChicken & @GhassanKhoury for the trophies, very much appreciated!
2017年03月22日(水)4 tweetssource
Any man that says he's never looked at porn is a liar...and married.
They say people that cuss are the most trustworthy, so go fuck yourself and have a nice day.
While you were busy taking another duckface selfie, your man said hello to someone that wasn't.
You probably missed the encounter you were waiting for while you were staring at your phone.
2017年03月16日(木)1 tweetsource
I'm not upset because I'm getting grey hairs, I'm upset because they don't know how old I really am.
2017年03月13日(月)1 tweetsource
If the best seat in the house isn't around a campfire...I don't want to be there.
2017年03月09日(木)3 tweetssource
My hubby calls it 'nagging', I call it 'listen to what I'm fucking saying'.
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You are what you put up with.
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If it sounds better in your head, leave it there.
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2017年03月04日(土)2 tweetssource
If I didn't tell you to go fuck yourself this week, be patient..I'll get to you.
I have no respect for a man that's never leaned his head against a wall while peeing...but a new respect for women that have.
2017年02月18日(土)7 tweetssource
You go right ahead...I have more bullets.
I'm a member of that spends 30 minutes writing a tweet then deletes it club.
It was when she said ( What pizza should we order?) I knew she was the one.
I think it's about time that someone warns them pretty girls that don't give head...about the ugly ones that do.
Signed: Guys
Any hole is a glory hole if you know what you're doing.
Sorry for the discomfort, I was just curious if my finger monkey liked you.
Just because you own a guitar doesn't mean you're a musician.
2017年02月15日(水)1 tweetsource
Happy Valentine's Day, and to those of you that probably didn't kiss anyone on New Years Eve....Happy Tuesday!
2017年02月13日(月)1 tweetsource
I told a girl today to never have kids because they're a pain in the ass.
She replied: Dad...go home you're drunk.
2017年02月02日(木)2 tweetssource
Sorry I said that, but it was true... hope you heal quickly.
I voted for a dick instead of a cunt...and I'm not afraid to say it.
2017年01月26日(木)1 tweetsource
I completely support my girlfriend if she wants to go march against Trump...as long as she makes me a sandwich before she leaves.
2017年01月20日(金)1 tweetsource
I'll support Trump until he gives me a reason not to, Trump has never said anything a man hasn't thought to himself.
2017年01月15日(日)1 tweetsource
Thank you for the cup @Space_kase40 and have a great weekend!
2017年01月09日(月)2 tweetssource
Do they sell 2017 calendars by the month? I'm not sure if I want to commit to a full year.
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Thank you for the cup @jumpdashark have a great weekend my friend!
2016年12月27日(火)1 tweetsource
seriously jackie seek help@MommaUnfiltered
My dream, of dying without any money in the bank, is really starting to take off.
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2016年12月26日(月)1 tweetsource
I use to like kids...then I made some.
